These toddlers think my butthole is a scratch and sniff sticker. They grab my tail like it’s a leash. I actually rejoice when they do. It gives me a punishment-free excuse to dish out a left-left-right combo. Oh, do I love to see them run off wailing.
Mr Kernan, may I say how much of a delight you are. This story has the potential to switch a mood from negative to positive. The amount of laughs I got from this is brilliant. Thank you Sean for being so versatile!